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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY

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TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT

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IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS

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OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD

ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so